Month: January 2007

  • The Aristocrats! – Edited for TV

    Hey kids! Wish mom and dad would let you see The Aristocrats movie?! Well now you can, because this version of an Aristocrats sketch has been edited for TV broadcast, and all the grown-up words have been censored. Finally you can stop talking to creepy adults online, and just watch them. Background: This was our […]

  • Coming In Like El Nino

    Are you too proud to appease the Peruvian gods? Well, Mr. Person Who Fishes For A Living, maybe that’s why you keep getting flooded. This is a paper originally by a Jeremy Lavine (Period 3). I assume it’s real, but it came to me via Dr. Greg von Winckel—the guy I thought I wrote stuff […]

  • Cancer Has Become the Number One Killer Disease

    Have you been coughing and of strongly breath? Have you had conditions that are not conditions to see? Are you in the most dangerous step? Then you might be receiving cancer! In 2002, the lovely Miss V., a professor at a notable New England university received the future classic “Cancer Has Become the Number One […]