Entendre Children’s Books presents its fall catalog! 

Your children will love to learn, and learn to love with Entendre’s excellent selection for youngsters ages 2 to 13!

Please order by number

For Toddlers Ages 2-4

These titles give children a head start on learning.

  • 00102: How to Walk
  • 00283: Baby’s Big Bris!
  • 00382: Fun with Moths
  • 00391: Mr. Bunny Teaches Potty-Training
  • 00395: Mr. Bunny Asks, Why Am I Still Breast-Feeding?
  • 00452: Start Preparing for the SAT
  • 00845: Klaus Kinski Teaches the Alphabet
  • 00937: Don’t Touch the Monkey!
For Children Ages 5-8

These titles not only aid in learning, but help develop a child’s sense of self.

  • 01109 Frog and Toad Go To a Turkish Prison
  • 01176 Paulie Plays with Pins
  • 01239 Charlie Brown Talks About Lactose Intolerance
  • 01243 Why Do I Itch?
  • 01246 Fear of See-Saws, by Erica Jong
  • 01251 Where the Wild Things Are Buried
  • 01287 Who’s My Mom?
  • 01294 Learning About Lice–A Little Golden Book
  • 01300 Billy and His Incredible Rigid Sigmoidoscope!
  • 01342 Angie Learns the True Meaning of Canada Day
  • 01348 Daddy?
  • 01351 How to Play With Yourself
  • 01352 The Talking Lump
  • 01355 Emil Gets a Hernia!
  • 01357 Lumby, Bumpy, Red and Itchy
  • 01358 How to Kill
  • 01362 The Story of O–Possum!
  • 01365 Brer Rabbit’s Friend, Alan the Honky
  • 01367 I Saw Mommy Kissing the Plumber
  • 01368 Has Anyone Seen My Pig? A Down-On-The-Farm Storybook
  • 01371 Playskool: The Forbin Project
  • 01376 Dylan Likes to Drool
  • 01379 A Young Person’s Guide to Anton Levey
  • 01388 The Day I Learned Quantum Chromodynamics
  • 01392 What’s This Shit on My Plate? A Berenstain Bears Book
For "Almost Teens" Ages 9-13

These titles focus on the questions that children ages 9-13 may be asking themselves, while still providing solid entertainment.

  • 02131 Call of Cthulhu: A Hardy Boys Mystery
  • 02132 Where’s the Infectious Disease? A Hardy Boys Mystery
  • 02133 The Hidden Pus: A Hardy Boys Mystery
  • 02134 The Riddle of the Dual Nature of Particles: A Nancy Drew Mystery
  • 02136 The Mystery of the Man in the Trench Coat: A Nancy Drew Mystery
  • 02144 Katie’s Velvet Purse
  • 02156 Where’d That Hair Come From?
  • 02178 Stench!
  • 02222 Everyone Hates
  • 02225 Germs Are All Around You!
  • 02226 The Day My Water Broke
  • 02258 The Truth About Cooties
  • 02342 Where Do I Put My Jizz?
Professor Clinky Series of Instructional Books for Children Ages 3-9

Professor Clinky is lovable, and easily explains the things children ages 3-9 need to know.

  • 04523 Professor Clinky Teaches Venapuncture
  • 04546 Professor Clinky Teaches Thermodynamics
  • 04622 Professor Clinky Teaches Lock Bypass Techniques
  • 04687 Professor Clinky Teaches CGI/Perl Scripting
  • 04942 Professor Clinky Teaches Viscous Coupling Repair
  • 04990 Professor Clinky Teaches Carburetor Re-Jetting

Books for Children Ages 3-9

  • 05121 The Big Nagel Coloring Book
  • 05201 Learn to Write with James Joyce
  • 05239 The Big Mapplethorpe Book of Photography
  • 05258 Learning Shapes with MC Escher
  • 05334 My Lunch with William S. Burroughs
  • 05368 Fucked Up. by David Lynch
  • 05401 Let’s Paint Jesus! with Salvador Dali

© 1999 by Michael Hightower and Sadron Lampert IV

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