Some haikus by Dr. Geoff Lowrey and me.
I’m a doctor
Because I make more than you,
I am more than you.
Haiku. What’s Haiku?
It’s just counting syllables.
Like I give a crap.
It’s five-seven-five.
All can do it. Yup.
Haiku is such crap.
You are not allowed to rhyme.
What the dilly-o?
This joke’s getting old.
No one else is laughing now.
But we continue.