New music
Michael Hightower I have made some new music. This is where you can listen to it.
Stuff By Me
Baby Got Back – Gilbert and Sullivan Style
The advent of time warp technology offered to Knights of the British Empire has allowed this uniquely satisfying look at Sirs Gilbert and Sullivan’s re-envisioning of fellow Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Baby…
The Aristocrats! – Edited for TV
Hey kids! Wish mom and dad would let you see The Aristocrats movie?! Well now you can, because this version of an Aristocrats sketch has been edited for TV broadcast,…
Coming In Like El Nino
Are you too proud to appease the Peruvian gods? Well, Mr. Person Who Fishes For A Living, maybe that’s why you keep getting flooded. This is a paper originally by…
Cancer Has Become the Number One Killer Disease
Have you been coughing and of strongly breath? Have you had conditions that are not conditions to see? Are you in the most dangerous step? Then you might be receiving…
Rant of the Temp
Do not shed a tear for me. I ride in on the smell of musky cologne and the feel of ill-fitting trousers. I type as the wind, and file papers…
Canada Collapses!
TORONTO (January 9, 1992) Prime Minister Brian Mulrooney shocked the world yesterday evening saying that "the political system that has held Canada together can no longer survive in these…