Tom SwiftKeys (by Karen Brown Brown Brown Small Sauce Pan)
Michael Hightower A while ago my friend John and I were playing with SwiftKey on our Android phones and made a game out of letting it finish our sentences for us. The…
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Think You Know What the ‘BA’ in BA Baracus Stands For, Fool?
Below is a Facebook exchange from yesterday that got a li’l silly. I first posted this: Then my friends and I kept this joke going (I’ve shortened their names and…
Motorcyclin’ Misfits
Finding images for the Spotter’s Guide made me realize there are a few types of Motorcyclist out there that don’t necessarily fit one of those categories. Much as in the…
My Child, the Breakfast Food
I had another dream which I have since forgotten. Fortunately, my wonderful fiancee has proven her value to me by remembering it after I told to her right as I…
Sorry About Your Jomentum
Dear Senator Joseph Lieberman, I remember your "three-way tie for third place" in the 2004 NH primary when you said that your campaign still had a lot of "Joementum." It…
Study Shows Women, Scientists Not Funny
A new report released by the Stanford University of Medicine (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9961170/) shows that women are supposedly more likely to enjoy a joke, and have a more discriminating sense of humor.…
Big Red Ball Game Rules
The following is the offical rules and regulations for the Big Red Ball Game. The International Big Red Ball Game Federation (IBRBGF) administers all tournaments and arbitrates rules disputes. If…
A Little Alliterati – by Homonymous
"Alliterati" are alliterative jokes. John Watson and I came up with this a number of years ago. Thanks to dad, Geoff Lowrey, Barbara Duke, Eric Schena, and Alex Moffett for…
Am I A Raving Psychopath Or What? A Self Test
The Official AIRPOWER "Am I A Raving Psychopath, Or What?" Self-Test ABOUT THE AUTHOR: By Dr. RICHARD DAY (Renowned Psychiatrist) Introduction We all harbor a certain amount of hostility and…
Haikus Are Fun!
Some haikus by Dr. Geoff Lowrey and me. I’m a doctorBecause I make more than you,I am more than you. Haiku. What’s Haiku?It’s just counting syllables.Like I give a crap.…
Bush Hopes To Stimulate Economy With His Massive Package
WASHINGTON, DC.: Hoping to capitalize on high poll numbers and increased consumer confidence, President Bush spoke at the White House Rose Garden about the U.S. economy, and the future of…
Entendre Children’s Books Catalog
Entendre Children’s Books presents its fall catalog! Your children will love to learn, and learn to love with Entendre’s excellent selection for youngsters ages 2 to 13! Please order by…
Rant of the Temp
Do not shed a tear for me. I ride in on the smell of musky cologne and the feel of ill-fitting trousers. I type as the wind, and file papers…
Canada Collapses!
TORONTO (January 9, 1992) Prime Minister Brian Mulrooney shocked the world yesterday evening saying that "the political system that has held Canada together can no longer survive in these…